About Us

Welcome to Threat Llama!

Founded in 2021 by a Navy veteran, gamer, hobbyist, and most importantly, a father who just wants to stay home with his family, Threat Llama is more than just a brand—it’s a community.

We're not here to sell you a hype-beast lifestyle of late-night vigilantism, models, and gun ranges (not that there’s anything wrong with that; it's just not our vibe). Instead, we're the folks who bring a six-pack of beer or a bottle of whiskey to a buddy’s place, settle in for some split-screen gaming, and reminisce about the glory days of The Mojave Wasteland, New Mombasa, and defending Reach with nothing but a controller and some Game Fuel.

We’re the ones spending evenings painting Warhammer miniatures, trading stories from our latest D&D campaign, and adding a modern, weaponized twist on classic characters that leaves everyone laughing.

Around the bonfire, you’ll find us swapping tales of the Mothman, the Wendigo, and other legendary cryptids, or discussing mythological lore from various states and countries.

As aficionados of gaming, cryptids, and fantasy, we guarantee to always provide genuine, original designs. You won’t find any AI-generated art here; we stand by the unmatched value of human creativity. (The God Emperor demands it.)

Join us on this journey, where every piece of merchandise tells a story, every product is a pledge of authenticity, and every member of our community is a part of something real.

Dive into the world of Threat Llama.

Gaming, Cryptids, and Fantasy. We Ship Everywhere.